Anonymous asked: are you a fan of Big Ghost's album reviews? pretty entertaining.
Nah. He lightweight jacked Kid Mero’s schtick, replaced all the actual jokes with tone deaf non-sequiturs and then disrespectfully grafted the existing brand of one of the greatest rappers (and writers) of all time on top of the whole mess. It’s basically the blogspot version of one of those awful “Twitter Parody Accounts” for Dave Chappelle or Ted, the bear from the movie Ted The Bear: The Movie.
I mean come the fuck on the real life Ghostface actually put a pen on a piece of paper and wrote the words crash at high speeds strawberry kiwi. Surely he’s deserving of a more nuanced satire than endless Aye forreal, b, latent homophobia, b, Sisterhood of The Travelling Pants, yo, semi obscure food reference, son.
And you just know a white kid from Idaho is probably running that shit, still giggling every time he types the N word.
(The first one of you soft batch keebler elves to hit me like Buh buh Superb wrote Supreme Clientele I read it in the Christmas 2004 issue of Don Diva with the cell block cell phone pic of Larry Hoover in a santa hat and beard on the cover yo is getting banned from the internet forever and ever, b.)